Sex-tivites

8.6.12


Necklace - F21
Top - Wkshp
Tank - hand me down
Jeans - Gap
Shoes - Threadsence

"Excuse me, but your orgasm woke my baby up.  Do you mind soothing her back to sleep now?"

That's not what I said, but that's what I thought when my loud neighbor's sex-tivities woke up my sleeping baby.  It wasn't just the sound effects, the loud, awkward, and weird noises, nor the shaking of the house, however random and lacking in rhythm, or the loud "Score!" that followed the predictable finish.  No, it was the perfect trifecta combination of the three that woke up my baby girl and made her cry.  The crux of it though?  I wanted to cry too.  No one needs to ever hear that!

True Story:
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7 thoughts:

  1. I love this outfit on you. Not sure why but I adore your casual outfits the most!

    *Score!*

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  2. Hilarious to read...not so fun to experience. :( Great outfit -as always!

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  3. I cannot tell you how many "I'm glad you're in a loving relationship, but I don't want to hear it," notes I've written in my head. That is THE Worst. The worst.

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  4. ICK! I would just die! That's horrible. Can you call a noise violation on your sex-crazy neighbors? Maybe call when they're in the early stages so the cops can get there for the grand finale? Bahaha gosh that's horrible!

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  5. Oh my. this reminds me of when my roommate...and her boyfriend...got drunk and, uh, had "fun times" on my couch...I was going on a date and walked out to find them...uh...

    needless to say I yelled at her and told her to go to her room. then I left.

    You are right. no one needs to hear that! O_O

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