Mad Foot In Mouth Skills


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There's this amazing skill I have.  Really, it's a talent unrivaled by others:  if there's a way to stick my foot in my mouth in a conversation I will find it.  I will be the person who for no reason whatsoever will say that thing that will make everyone pause with a slight "oh, what do we say to that" thought.  It's never huge, it's never greatly offense, it's just well, awkward.  Example, at a recent party Andrew did something awesome, and I blurt out, " You're so getting laid for that!"  Yup, that's me.  The awkward inappropriate comment.  The clincher was that he didn't - I went right to sleep. Jammies, teeth, sleep...I'm a wild one I tell you.  I'm better in print.

True Story:
 You know you're a fashion blogger when your little girl asks to put on her crown, and insists on taking pictures.
Then she starts posing for the camera.  
At two and half, she's doing the hip-to-the-side pose, and the look-over-the-should-at-the-camera pose.  
And she's so proud.

5 thoughts:

  1. Voted! And that story was hilarious. At least it provides a good laugh on the blog. Happy Monday!

  2. Haha! That is so funny! And I'd love to see photos of your budding fashionista :)

    The Tiny Heart

  3. You had to be freezing taking these photos! I stick my foot in my mouth a lot... I need to start thinking more logically. lol

  4. Love that jacket! I've trained Penny to stop and look at the camera when it's out. Start em young.

  5. Joanna! Just voted for you! You know I didn't know one other of those blogs. That is strange, don't ya think. I need to get to know more bloggers.

    And I did blurt out a gawfahish laugh when I read what you blurted out. hahahahaha. You remind me of ... me!


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